Good Morning Glory?

What's the story morning glory?
Well, (you) need a little time to wake up.
- Oasis, UK band

Omg..this morning I wish someone "Good Morning Glory" and every other morning and guess what is the reply I got?

"Oh morning glory british/welsh understanding means ermm..erection. Hehe."

OMFG! I really didn't know that. Always thought that Oasis has a funny thing with its album named after What's The Story Morning Glory. No wonder...

I'm sorry I really didn't know and I was only innocently genuinely wishing people Good Morning with a joyous, happy, glorious and morning glory flower tone.

For proof, as usual I googled Morning Glory and embarrasingly this is what I found.

The Morning Glory (or Nocturnal Penile Tumescence)
It is common for most sexually able males to wake up in the morning with a substantial erection. By erection we aren't talking about some builders scaffolding or a model of the Eiffel Tower - it is in reference to the erect male member. It goes by many other names - 'woody', 'stiffy', 'hard-on', or 'phwoarr!' - and there have been many scientific (and some not-so-scientific) theories put forward to explain why men suffer from a 'morning glory' (also the name of a common flowering plant), but to this date none have been proven. Rest assured though, the occurrence is perfectly natural and nothing to be worried about - unless of course the penis is finding itself erect at the most inopportune moments.

True happiness... arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one's self.
- Joseph Addison

And The Pros & Cons of A Morning Glory

Pros

1. On waking, if sharing a bed with a partner, there is an increased likelihood of (and desire for) sex
   
2. On waking, if not sharing a bed with a partner, there is an increased likelihood of (and desire for) masturbation.
3. If having trouble sleeping, Nocturnal Penile Tumescence followed by post-coital/masturbatory relaxation may help with insomnia.
4. The erection can be used as a tool during morning chores - hanging a towel from, a place to lay your tie while you button your shirt, or simply something to help you close those lower cupboard doors as you make your breakfast.
5. Pride. It gets a whole lot bigger when it's erect.

Cons

1. It is wholly embarrassing if you are usually woken in the morning by a female relative, particularly a mother, and you have a rather obvious 'tent' made from your sheets.
2. If in a hurry to catch a bus or train to get somewhere, it just won't go down, no matter how much you think about cricket, baseball or washing the dishes!
3. There is a desperate urge to urinate, which can prove very difficult with a semi- or fully-erect penis. This may be one explanation behind the poor aim and handling of the penis that means it invariably leaves puddles everywhere but in the toilet bowl.
4. After a vasectomy, bouts of Nocturnal Penile Tumescence can make the site more painful.
5. If you are a sleep-walker, it can be embarrassing when you are seen wandering about the house fast asleep, or worse still, when you wake and find your genitals caught in the closet door for no apparent reason.

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
- Robin Williams

In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence.
- PL Berger


*and oh he he....this is the PENIS BANK*